In any Steam Account, in any server, find the nearest conga line you can get yourself into. Approach the leader and ask to see "The Holder Of Conga."
The leader will stop will usually say "u fuckin wot m8" and 360 noscope you, like in the last one
Ignore that and follow the next step.
Once inside, you will see a group of pyros dancing. Carefully approach the pyro with an unusal that shines brighter as he keeps on dancing. Whilst approaching him/her, notice his/her facial expression.
If (s)he stops and turns towards you, run. Run as FAST as you can, and don't stop. Or suffer a fate worse than getting banned.
However, if you approach him/her and (s)he crouches and walks towards you, pull out your backpack,ask to trade and take out ONE bills hat.
Yes, the exact amount of backpack value is essential.
Or else.. Stuff..
Any how, once you have the bills in your hand, slowly, delicately insert it into the backpack slot.
In return, he may give you either a key or another partner taunt. Whatever you do, DO NOT ACCEPT THE TAUNT.
Or else.
And what ever you do, do NOT join the conga, doing so will drive you insane.
Many stick their own thumbs in their eyes and hang on til they bleed within the very room the play.
Exit the game casually.
Don't draw any attention to yourself.
Tommorrow, in your backpack, you should find an Unusual Conga, with the name and description written in japanese with the same effect as the hat.
This taunt is object #34 of 666.
You must never let them come together.